Carnac, Brittany

while on holiday recently, i met many a **** both british and i am afraid to say french. THEY ARE SPREADING!!! i think that the grand plan from the master **** (wayne rooney, Mike Skinner someone like that) is to build a **** army and go on the rampage, first to the main depot of argos for liz duke **** and trackie bottoms from the additions catalogue and then across the pond to all go and live in the biggest mcdonalds in the world.
the british ****’s were bad but in a way they are like zoo animals-you can just watch from the outside whereas the french variety are very in your face. they had those beautiful Nike TN two tone caps on-all of them in identical ones and on one morning at the pool, they stole a football, put loungers in the pool and threw the life guard in. They also harrassed all the english girls-cue near riot “EEEEYYYAARRRRRRR wot the **** are you’s doin wiv my fookin bird man?” i presume the answer was in similar nasal tones that all ***** possess.
while i come from chavton under lyne – a place fairly small but extremely well represented on this site, even i was overwhelmed by the pure ********* of the french. OH MY GOD IT IS SPREADING.

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