Cannock, reknowned as the Chav capital of the UK, but unfortunately this isn’t far from the truth.
This place has great chav spots where you can see them beating the crap out of the locals, the council workers, and not forgetting each other too. The reason why I say you can see them beating the crap out of each other, etc, etc, is because the local church is situated right in the middle of town, and in the middle of spring and summer, the likes of kind floke and people who wanna have fun can do so in the church yard, where the chavs are frightened to go anywhere near it.
They are unfortunately spread across the entire town though, where they are in the shopping centrem and around it, shouting ‘You f*****g w*****s’ and other quotes just as stupid and mindless. You can also find them at your local somerfield as well, as the underpass is right next too it, so they like to join up with their other chav t****r friends at the underpass by somerfield, to intimidate and shout stupid pharses at the somerfield staff.
And also not forgetting the fact that you’ll also find them at every chavs favourite spot, the local bus station and also at the local wetherspoons, which is a bit of a dissapointment because the wetherspoons there was actually a great place to meet up with friends.
Any other places you’ll find them then is at retail park outlets, but these are considered out of town.
U should find them at your local boop, boop, boop, boooooop, bo, bop, I’m chaving it mcdonalds too.
The only unfortunate part is you can’t find them where you want them, say for example at the new M6 toll road, where the A5 and A34 meet, and you wish you could actually throw some of these chav bastards off the overpass onto the toll road ( or was that a dream I had about them once).
So, you have been adviced that this place is the capital, so I advice you to keep ur distance, and if your already in this god for saken chav town, and aren’t a chav, I recommend you move over to the chase, as it is reknowned for its peace and quite.