This is one ****/******** ******** sh*thole that needs to be added to your archive, located on the outskirts of Nottingham it features all the local amenities that are important to a **** (McDonalds, plenty of shops to “teef” from, a video shop to “hang out” at….the list goes on!)
Luckily I only have to drive though on my way home but this is plenty on time to be gawked at by all kinds of ****** morons, covered in cheap ****** clothing purchased from local flea markets & more gold then Mr T. I have NEVER seen an area so densely populated with 14 year old ********* with one scruffy, dirty looking child in pram & “one on the way”….
The dad, usually called Gareth is 21, owns a clapped out W Reg Cora, with a super fat exhaust (noisy f*ckers) & has just returned from a stint “inside” for “teefing” from the afore mentioned shops….
These f*ckwits need to be sterilised before they can spread their seed any further then necessary…..Believe me they will!
Bulwell – Chavtacular!
Bulwell: a market town… mostly down market
Bulwell: If crippling depression could build a town.
Ilkeston: The perineum of the east midlands
Nottingham, A dirty place full of people who can’t speak properly
Nottingham? It should be called Shottingham.
Melton Mowbray is the most bizarre & terrifying place I’ve ever lived
Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them
Nottingham, the least friendly, intolerant city I have ever lived in
Breaston: stuck in the year 1500, village of *******