Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South West

Bransgore is a s**t factory, in between Ringwood and Christchurch. Full off w*****s and dickheads on peds.
Bransgore used to be a nice little farming village before the second world war, but then the americans arrived at the nearby Holmsley Airfield, where they corrupted all the women to start a chain reaction of inter breeding giving us the w*****s that roam the streets today.

Beware of thorney hill, full of g**o’s never break down on that 200meter street. Or youll find you wont have any wheels left, let alone your car being keyed before you get a chance to open the door.
best advice is to lock the doors from the inside and call the police.

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