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The previous post on Bournemouth, missed out what for me is the new mecca of the local pikies – Castlepoint. This new shopping centre, located adjacent to the Townsend ‘no go area’ contains all the essentials – Two sports shops (alas no JJB), Argos, TK Maxx (for the discerning chav with a penchant for ‘designer’ clothing), Barratts shoes, New Look and, the piece de resistance, a 24 hour Asda complete with McDonalds.

A visit at any time will unveil a choice selection of chavs in sportsgear, in particular the tracksuit tucked into white socks style-ee. Chavettes of all ages roam freely, with the omnipotent belly seeping out between trackie bottoms and crop top.

There is also a Frankie & Bennies for the sophisticated chav to woo the special chavette in his life.

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