Blackpool (******** of the world)

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Having lived and worked in Blackpool for the last 20yrs you could say ive seen some changes to this once ‘nice’ popular spot for families from everywhere.
Over the years it just gets worse and worse, no jobs for anyone, no positive beneficial regeneration, no one gives a **** anymore about the place. Not only having to deal with its own local *****, ********* and its fair share of stinking tramps and *******, we have to deal with the **** from all over the place.

Firstly ‘our own’ walk around the town all day stealing, harassing and generally showing themselves to be proper ******* who think wearing a big fake gold chain, tracksuit bottoms 2 sizes too small, t-shirts from the reduced twice basket outside the shop is cool! Most of the local ***** and ********* are ******, window licking bedwetters from Grange Park and Merseyside council estates. I swear the police helicopter hovers over both these decrepit areas as a ritual.

So lately (over the last 10yrs) there has been an invasion of Africans, Polish, various Arab and Asian people, who I must admit have enhanced Blackpool into being more diverse and multi cultural place to live, which is fine as long as you leave your **** where you came from. Don’t bring anymore chavness to this **** hole of a place, because we can no longer cope with it. The African men have no style whatsoever, They strut their stuff around the local nightclubs thinking the women fancy them, when they are being laughed at by them. Bandanas are out, Paisley shirts, red trousers, yellow sox and knackered trainers don’t quite cut it on the street or in a club bro! Polish guys try to fight everyone, they too have no sense of putting the right outfit together, even if it’s cheap, cost cutter, matalan, aldi ****, barging everyone one in the clubs. I can’t understand why they get let into the clubs (Sanuk, Syndiate), they make me sick.

How grim is your Postcode?

Weekend nights when all the above get together it’s bedlam, then you add the English, Scotish, Irish and those Welsh ******* in the mix AAAAARRRR!!! I don’t usually have a lot to say about those puffed-up day glow wearing, think i’m hard, thicko, can’t read or write doorman, but they do have their work cut out with all the **** that comes here from your town or country.

Don’t come here, don’t bring your family here, don’t save your hard earned cash to holiday here cos all you gonna get is, robbed, hassled, spat at, your wife will get felt up, your teenage daughter will get that pedo look from the worst pieces of **** to walk the earth, the best thing about BLACKPOOL is the M55 out. Oh and one more thing, even the town council takes the piss! You never see a councillor living on a council estate!!

Think on and if there are any resemblances to any of you, tough ****, sort your self out before you come here you ********!