However, if there is a Kingdom of Chavs, then that Kingdom is most surely Billingham. Chavs here can be seen pretty much wherever you go, whether it is groups of chavs around a bonfire drinking white lightening or just the two, glaring at any one passing by who do not conform to their ‘incredible’ fashion sense. Here, several different Chav Gangs rule the different areas of Billingham – often going to war with each other over anything. These gangs amuse themselves when not fighting by throwing stones at buses going past, destroying children’s parks, drinking cheap beer, vandalising bus stops and the like and of course, beating up percieved "emos" or "moshers."
These chavs, pasty white, often spotty, short-haired and lacking in any sort of intelligence whatsoever, cannot be engaged in any sort of conversation. They are braindead. Chavs here are simply stupid and violent. These chavs will gladly beat up their victims for being darker than them, smarter than them, or for just simply there at the time.
Billingham is insanely infested with chavs. They’re everywhere. Bad enough for the town that it is not particularly wealthy, or nice to look at it. Now, it has became so infested with chavs that Billingham is actually more depressing then it used to be – something that amazes us who have been forced to live here their entire lives. So let me warn thee who reads this, to never come to this town. If you do, try and leave as quickly as possible. Especially if you’re wealthy, or even just comfortable. People will damage any cars deemed fancy here.
If you’re a native, then I share your plight. I suggest you get the f**k out of this town as quickly as physically possible. Decent people don’t deserve to live in a town where thugs rule.
God forbid if chavs actually got intelligent.