Barnsley South Yorkshire

BARNSLEY once the home of coal (that black stuff that burned), this town is full of, mostly hard working decent people then there are places like Athersley, (and to make it worse there is a North and South) New Lodge, Kendry, Royston Wombwell and **** city of all the areas of Barnsley is Lundwood. People who inhabit these places are usually social outcasts possessing more asbos than the average stamp collector has stamps they spend the hard earned giros and benefits in the bookies and on warm pints of Johns Smiths they live houses with overgrown gardens with the odd wild dog roaming no windows just boards where the odd plate or two has been thrown un th domestic fights.

You will see all the little ***** racing the streets in there Nova SRI`s Saxos and Citroen C2`s in those nice Burbery hats purchased from the Market. And now there has been an *********** of Bosnians and they are slowing taking the hat of all hats in the **** leagues. The best place to spot ***** in the town by day is outside Mc Donalds and by night many a **** can be spotted in Livingstones Pub, here we have **** men and even more **** females. The females are usually the ones with 5 O`clock shadows mini skirts usually denim and fat guts ******* out of there short T shirts, tattoos spelt wrong boys names tattooed and crossed out and saggy arses ******* out with G strings on show mmm G strings, on some of the girls I have seen smaller tow ropes there arses are that big. Come to Barnsley and spot the ***** even have a drink in Livingstones but leave soon after as some of these **** girls will trap u and av a baby to u and will leave u with clap…             

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