A small waste bin of Society full of down n outs and failed textile workers!!!! can it be that hard????
this is the town they send people who were too bad for the raploch too so they just become normal members of society!!!!!

God, This TOWN is just full of ****, ***** or whatever else you call junkie wannabe gangster ****, Alloa sports nothing but pubs and bookies as well as the busiest post office in central scotland. If youve never been here count yourself lucky, christ it smells as soon as your within 5 miles of it and a trip at night is only for the brave of body and mind. The worst thing is that Alloas residents are proud of their Alloaness. they say ken at the endo f every sentance and sales of buckfast are sky high even on a monday morning, perhaps even higher at such a time!!!!!!, Paces to avoid include the bottom end, and The mar (mad) policies, jesus why anybody would live in such a place is beyond me especially when it looks like a scene from a post apocolyptic Zombie movie, with real life extras!!!!!!!. the inhabitants could only be classed as dumb, withstanding the dole cheats who make a mockery of the whole system by queing to get a jiro with workmans clothes on!!!! come on tae whit!!!!!!