WORKSOP, North Nottinghamshire

Worksop, it’s a real charmer of a **** Town.  The youth of this town of this place almost make one contemplate suicide as a means of avoiding contact with this East Midlands variety of low-life.  Car theft, shop-lifting, endemic violence, fear of working for a living are the attributes of this god forsaken place.  How on earth I managed to end up here I’m still trying to fathom.  The ***** here will eventually into walrus shaped creatures sitting on mobility scooters queing for their state benefit handouts, smoking, consuming as much lard as their bodies can stand and generally being a pointless grease spot on the face of mankind.  Oh come ye bombs and rain down on Woeksop.

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