Living in Glasgow, Scotland

Pollok, Glasgow, attempts to modernise the place have largely failed

Pollok, Glasgow, named after the fish that used to swim in the river before it became too trolley strewn to support any living creature.

Living in Aviemore, Scotland

Aviemore: we are made to feel as welcome as a Christian in Saudi Arabia

The main hotel in Aviemore looks more like a huge block of council flats, the estates on the outskirts are little more than ghettos.

Living in Forth, Scotland

Forth – a grey & moribund carbuncle on the arse-end of Scotland

Forth Village residents range from angry old people visibly flustered that the Grim Reaper has overlooked them, to young delinquents and single mums on benefits chugging Buckfast.

Living in Brechin, Scotland

Brechin is home to people who have nowhere else to go

If you are planning to come to Brechin, be prepared to leave with a wee child and some kind of drug addiction.

Living in Arbroath, Scotland

Arbroath: a mixture of racists and junkies

The people of Arbroath are ignorant and arrogant and it is like being transported back in time to the medieval era.