Wishaw, A psycho’s paradise with f*ck all to do

Living in Wishaw, Scotland

Where to even start with this place. Wishaw is a relatively small town in North Lanarksire famed for well… nothing. There is nothing to do in this place, the most exciting part of a day out here is the possibility of witnessing a fight or someone getting abused in some way or another. The towns […]

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Kilsyth, home to some of the most nosey people in the whole of Scotland

Living in Kilsyth

Ah, good old Kilsyth, nestled In-between the hills of the campsies and North Lanarkshires worst voted town 2 years in a row, Cumbernauld. ( which is a different story altogether… But we’ll save that for another day) So back to Kilsyth, the town that should have the slogan “Did you hear…?” home to some of […]

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Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers

Living in Coatbridge, Scotland

Airdrie is **** CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. **** swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists….. Ah, Airdrie … ****** little town in Scotland run by ****. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their […]

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The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Living in Cumbernauld, Scotland

Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]

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