Blackpool: The Seaside Town They Forgot To Close Down

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

Blackpools a holdover from a different time. A time when every single one of us unlucky people were stuck on this awful island and flights to somewhere halfway decent was reserved to only the richest among us. Back then in these “days of yore” Blackpool was visited by all kinds of hard-working British families for […]

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Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

Living in Amble, Northumberland

In the 1930s, when the RMS Mauretania was heading up the East Coast of Britain on her last voyage to the breaker’s yard at Rosyth, the town council of Amble sent a telegram to the ship saying “still the finest ship on the seas”. The Mauretania replied with greetings “to the last and kindliest port […]

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Carlin How: it’s now like walking through Beirut

Living in Carlin How, Cleveland

I grew up in the small village called Carlin How and I can say that I had a great childhood there, playing down the woods and camping up at “Texas” and all that, it was great! Yet to my surprise, going back there this year I was in shock and awe at what I had […]

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Proud To Be From Keighley? Nah.

Living in Keighley, Bradford

First of all, I’m not surprised that when I search “Keighley” on here, all that pops up is how terrible it is. It’s a shame I have to live here. On my walk home from school, I normally see discarded couches or the average dog poo. The council are too lazy to realise they need […]

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Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!

Living in Morpeth

Morpeth. Is this town really as posh as the posters make it look? The answer is no. Morpeth is a horrible place to live. By day the town centre is full of stuck up posh twats. But by night it’s full of drunks that walk up and down the high street just looking for a […]

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Huddersfield, not such a ‘brilliant’ place to live!

Living in Huddersfield

Welcome all readers. This is my article on Huddersfield. I will be explaining to you why Huddersfield is an absolute **** hole. Lets begin, shall we? I’ve lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t. The town centre is far by the […]

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Featherstone – They’ll give thee a kickin’

Living in Featherstone, West Yorkshire

Featherstone, or Fev as it’s more commonly known, is a town in West Yorkshire that is thriving with ***** who pride themselves on how much alcohol they can consume in one sitting and how hard their dad was in the 80’s. All of the town is a sh*thole but nowhere more so than the Priory […]

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Mixed bag for Darlington (Darlo)

Living in Darlington

Darlington is truly a mixed bag. It consists of the best and the worst, and by the worst, I mean you’ll feel like you’re in Mogadishu or Baghdad. Unlike other nearby towns, such as Middlesbrough, Hartlepool or Stockton which are all universally **** throughout, Darlington consists of several okay areas in which you’ll find old […]

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Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East

Living in Ashington, Northumberland

Ashington lies just off the northeast coast of England and was once a place where grown men tunnelled in search of coal. Not anymore. Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East. It is a place where being ‘hard’ is admired and violence is a mark of a man’s […]

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The McCain factory looms over Scarborough like a potato Auschwitz

Living in Scarborough, North Yorkshire

Back in 2013, there was a spate of murders among the druggie community in Scarborough. Most of the real problem ***** have been brought over from the North West by the council to fulfil some kind of grant for looking after ****** addicts, and for a while **** got serious in the bedsits around town. […]

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