The diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

Six miles outside of Latham is the diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley. It’s like Latham only with that sense of despair, alienation, sensory deprivation, incest and morbid depression cranked up to 11. Just like Latham incest and genetically inherited disorders are seen as a badge of pride and something “cool”. Things like a […]

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Mawdesley: full of snobbish, obnoxious idiots

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

If you hate life and have lots of money then Mawdesley is the place for you. Most normal human-beings are forced to live in socially isolated, lifeless depressing ****** sh*tholes against their will, and most normal rich people chose to live in nice places – Mawdesley turns this logic on it’s head. Mawdesley is literally […]

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Mawdesley. Home to every boss you hated.

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

You won’t have heard of Mawdesley. No one has. Even people in surrounding villages refuse to acknowledge the existence of this lifeless non-place. It’s as though even thinking of the existence of such a deadened little place causes a little part of you to die. Even wildlife seems to give the area a wide berth. […]

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Skelmersdale: like a ripped bin bag dumped on a pristine bowling green

Living in Skelmersdale, Lancashire

If you are ever travelling along the M58 motorway in Lancashire, take the time to stop off at Skelmersdale. Your suspicions will immediately be aroused by the view that presents itself – the incongruity of sprawling grey concrete amidst lush greenery. Leaving the motorway slip road, one of the first things you will notice is […]

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