Living in Castle Bromwich, Solihull

Castle Bromwhich is a s******e to live in

The police in Castle Bromwich are useless, I still hear pit bikes going around all day and all night.

Living in Moseley, Birmingham

Moseley, Birmingham has become a nouveau riche prick’s paradise

I've lived in Moseley for 7 years and in that time it has become a nouveau riche prick's paradise complete with BMW and Rolls Royce owners.

Living in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

The (not so royal) Town of Sutton Coldfield

So, you've recently been 'out cost' by London & think Sutton Coldfield looks nice. Well, in the words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"

Yardley Wood, Birmingham, Property Guide

Yardley Wood. The haven for pisstramps.

There's a small area in delightful, sunny Birmingham, its name is Yardley Wood and its reputation is shocking.

Wyrley Birch Estate, Erdington, Birmingham Property Guide

Wyrley Birch Estate, Erdington, Birmingham, never leave any valuables on sight

There are still taxi drivers who will refuse to pick you up or drop you off in the area if they know it's the Wyrley Birch Estate.