ACCRINGTON - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Padiham, the town that inspired the film makers, when making the hills have eyes. It’s a passing place (as I like to call it), because believe me, it’s not worth fekin stopping for anything unless you want impregnating. As you come off the motorway, you drive down a big long hill. Turning right at the […]

Accrington: The Chernobyl of the North West

There is an old saying that “they don’t build slums”; and it is very true, but when you look at a town like Accrington you can certainly see why it is not just the people that are at fault. It is no exaggeration to say that the public areas of Accrington are maintained to a […]

Rishton: The Absolute low of Great Britain

First of all, Rishton is probably the worst place to live in Great Britain. If you can survive here then you are undoubtedly better than Bear Grylls. Most 12-16 year olds smoke and get into so much trouble that no amount of abuse from their parents can change it.You can hear police cars coming from […]

Rishton, Accrington and The North

Now before I get into this topic I would like to point out a couple of things: 1. I have lived in Rishton my entire life. 2. I do not despise Rishton however recently I have seen in fall in class. 3. I’m not that old, so before you start saying I’m a D*ckhead, I […]

A good number of men living in Burnley have had it with their sister

Worst GCSE results in Britain during 2012, one of the highest unemployment rates, ***** football team and high welfare activity. The town should be in Yorkshire; the people of Burnley speak and act like a Yorkshire folk, it borders Yorkshire and has no place in God’s county – Lancashire. Turf Moore A.K.A. **** Morgue looks […]