Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in East Midlands, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom

Welcome to Sleaford  in Lincolnshire twinned with some german town.
This market town is plagued with chavs in fact you can’t move for the scumbags and theres plenty of fast food places that cater for the inbred uneducated tossers.
From them hanging out at the train station abusing passengers or sniffing glue or using the the bridge that crosses the line as a toilet to the USA chicken store,which does very well out of truants and provides daily meals for scumbags alike located close to the benefits office,very handy and convenient eh!

Then we are on to the next two highlights of our tour,you must just stand back and take in the scenery of the Garden Of Rest,what there is.long gone is the shelter that kept the w*****s dry while nipping back & forth to the off licence,(which supplies the local under age drinkers).

The shelter was removed as it was a focal point for them,the whole high street is a focal point,to the benches out side Blockbusters and the bus shelter,where you can often find the dregs of Sleaford hanging out drinking stella cans( 3 of them and a child too no more than 4yrs old in the street drinking at night)
where these emaciated drug and filth ridden scumbags like to hang out,those with cars drive up and hangout,obviously trying to pull local slags,and you should really see the look of these twats,the finest clothes the catalogues could sell and they really think they are something!
Evolution has some catching up to do with these species,those with cars drive round and round, while those without are often seen peddling on stolen bikes,riding on pavements and against traffic,male chav fashion is still years behind fake burberry, tracksuits,shellsuits,and more of the that.
And they have started to migrate to Tescos sitting outside abusing anybody who passes by.
Sleaford was quite a nice place but it really is a chav haven i despair for the future of this town.


  • Anon

    Sleaford is nothing like what is said above i have lived here 3 years and its a nice quiet place full of old people. Not had a single problem here and have walked home from work late at night also i live by the station and there is never any trouble there. Check police.com to search crimes in your area and there is basically none only petty crimes no robberies or violent crimes at all.

  • Flem Hackley

    Sleaford Mods rule!

  • Anon

    I live in the vicinity of Sleaford, but it’s really not bad compared to some places. Also, a lot of these ‘chavs’ you mention are just school kids thinking they’re cool and all that. But I have to agree, there are the chavs and stuff, especially those that speed around in the loud-engined pink-alloyed cars, music pumping at enough volume to give the entirety of France tinnitus. I’m merely a school-kid myself, but I’m fed up of these idiots.

  • 4d

    look i ent being funny i livd in lincoln n many other places n you think sleaford is bad try giving blackbird leys a visit one the biggest council estates in europe n i ent being funny sleaford dont compare to comewhere like that

  • superstar

    !stop press! !stop press!
    More on Sleaford and its tracksuit mafia,one can only just watch in disbelief at the sleaford chav in its natural habitat,if one needs to observe these pathetic specimens one must do it cautiously,for if they realise you are watching them,then they go into their,"oi wat u  f**kin lookin at stance".
    well driving thru town never ceases to amaze,a chav climbing all over a phone box like it was a climbing  frame,then grabbing his scooter,yes scooter,lol and running into traffic(pity icouldnt run him over,save him growing up)like all lincolnshire towns the town has more charity shops than any other stores, a coin emporium through which they can spend their stolen cash on gambling,and a good few low brow pubs,wetherspoons here is quite nice and not full of their scummy track suit wearing asses.
    With abit of luck the wankstains will lose their pimped (use the word up loosely a few stickers and paint job)  cars,for speeding too much and playing that godawful hard core sh*te,only chavs  can listen to that mush,in a new police operation.
    Theres only one thing worse than seeing chavs, its living next to them!
    more on that soon.