Newton Aycliffe

For no other reason than it is Newton Aycliffe. Popular **** haunts include ARGOS, GREEGS and anywhere near the DANDY CART pub. Its full of thick pigs, whose highlight of the week include getting on the number 15 and flocking in droves to BOYES dept store in Darlo and whipering outside M&S crying and wishing they could afford to shop there.

Dirty downtrodden dump of a town and has equal appeal to having a tumor

Bloody **** Hole, that makes Spennymoor look glitzy!

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