Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Greater Manchester, North West, United Kingdom

Middleton, Manchester is a Chav mecca.
However, not all Chavs are welcome to this Mecca as it is reserved for the youngsters from the surrounding estates of Langley (Rough as a bears arse), Boarshaw, Hollins (Smack’Edville, Rhodes and Alky.

Middleton is a hotbed for petty crime such as car thieving, mugging etc etc.
The weapon of choice for “Midd Scallies” is knives and the occassional “‘Chetti”.
The uniform of these “Urban Soldiers” is Black Nike Trackies, Black hoodies and Black trainers and hats. Like modern day Ninja’s if you like.
There slang includes
“ee are maaate, you got a cig”
all the way to..
“F**k off you c**t, I have a Stanley Knife ‘ere, Gimme yer phone.”

However, wehat a lovely place to live!