Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in East Midlands, Leicestershire, United Kingdom

Leicester, A shining gem of an ancient roman town.
Leicester is a beautiful town laden with ancient architecture a rich and interesting history and of course… braindead chavs.

Leicester, originally built by romans around 1500 years ago used to be a market town and commenced in trade with neighbouring towns and was of a fair strategic importance, Now of course most of the ancient monuments have been spray painted in such delightfull and colourfull words such as :

“Brown woz ere doin da s**t 2003”

or

“Paul krew iz in da house”

etc….

The typical chav can be found wandering in a pack of around 5 others usually drinking a bottle of white lightning cider hanging around leicester’s main point of reference, and meeting place for locals “the clock tower”

Typical chav attire consists of a burberry cap, nike trainers, white socks with a pair of adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into them and usually some form of nike/adidas hooded top (of which the hood is usually over the peaked cap)

The places and times to avoid them are the city center around 8pm untill 4am friday to saturday, this is the time when chavs ritualisticly gather to use bus shelters in and around the surrounding area for protected sex, and typically harass people who have done nothing to provoke them, Local law enforcement is also heavily populated by chavs and so the law does nothing to prevent any bad deeds the chavs do.

There is however a rebel movement forming, who will forcably remove this chav scurge an infestation, like a wound upon the face of humanity that has become infected, this rebellion will erase the chavs from existance, like an antibiotic that destroys invaders within the human body, the chav population will be removed.


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  • I’ve been living in Leicester for a few months now and can honestly say it’s lovely. It’s one of the nicest prettiest places I’ve ever visited, and compared to home (Essex) there are hardly any chavs. As long as you stay away from TK Maxx and Poundworld and all the cheapy shops, you can easily avoid gobby teen mums and their lager lout boyfriends.