Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Cleveland, North West, United Kingdom

You really havn’t seen a chav untill you’ve been to Hartlepool!
h/pool chav vocab…chuddy,mankey,prick knobhead,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one.
h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED CHAVETTES,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES!

HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty.
NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the bottom of the town centre ramp(outside the phone box)and just ask everyone that passes for 10p for the phone!!! GOOD SCAM!
hartlepool is deffo the chavviest place to be….sorted!mint!nice 1 chorber!

written by hartlepool’s only none-chav!see-ya!”


Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Cleveland, North West, United Kingdom

You really havn’t seen a chav untill you’ve been to Hartlepool!
h/pool chav vocab…chuddy,mankey,prick knobhead,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one.
h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED CHAVETTES,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES!

HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty.
NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the bottom of the town centre ramp(outside the phone box)and just ask everyone that passes for 10p for the phone!!! GOOD SCAM!
hartlepool is deffo the chavviest place to be….sorted!mint!nice 1 chorber!
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Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Cleveland, North West, United Kingdom

The chava population of hartlepool well we call them chores round here in this town the chores don’t just stick to trademark chava clothing they mix their fred perry jumpers and nike air max trianers with jeans, which dosent exactly mark them out as a across the board chava, Hartlepool must be covered in chavas what i seem to call chava central is belle vue i mean theres a rehab centre there makes ya wonder dun it. In belle vue the chavas usually hang around on the corners of patterdale street and borrowdale st or just occasionally they stray to within the marmion estate which is were i live but my area is resonably quiet the chavas drink the trademark chava drink which is purchased at the local corner ship the drink of course being no other than lambrini. Other chava hotspots include outside:- Fens shops, Catcote roads shops and clav shops. The chavas have taken a keen interest in rosemere shops n all.