Barry…

Gibby park and ‘Caddy'(**** slang for Cadoxton)train station,is where most typical rude boys hang out,polluting a once nice area.I once got beaten up going to call for my mate who lives by caddoxton train station,some dumpy little **** and his ‘bra’s’came up and asked me for a ***,when I told them to **** off and […]

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Ogmore Vale

Ogmore Vale (by Bridgend) is a pretty little valley village that has been abandoned by the council, police and polititians to anyone who likes to vandalise everything, drink cider and generally cause as much nuicance to as possible to everyone else. ‘Normal’ people are too afraid to say anything for fear of reprisals. The police […]

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Pencoed

Pencoed near Bridgend in South Wales….a festering bile spot on the outskirts of Bridgend spawning second and third generation dole bums for the good of mankind […]

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St. Asaph

This is written in reply to a Rhyl post and I thought we should have a St. Asaph section as Rhyl is a million miles (well 3 miles actually) from St. Asaph. Well, I live at the top of St. Asaph and it ain’t so bad ****-wise up here once you get past the Bryn […]

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Newport, this is just a Hillbilly Love Town

Living in Newport

Commercial street Man, this is just a Hillbilly Love Town, family runs thick here. You’ll know when some peakcapless slaphead asks you if you’ve got a *** and calls you Bra, like you’re wrapped around a pair of **** and difficult to undo. If this happens, reply No, then enjoy your leisurely walk up Commercial […]

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Pontycymmer

Pontycymmer, well Pontycymmer is nothing, it means absolutely nothing to anyone It is a boring **** whole with little weird ***** roaming everywhere shoutin”oh butt yu ****** muppet” at passers by. I think the council just basically forgot about this utter place, the only thing they did do to this ****** place is build a […]

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Blaengarw

A ****** dump some 5 miles or so north of the illustrious **** town Bridgend. This **** hole was spawned from the grandfathers of welsh ******, the ******* coal miners.This hell hole is the primortial soup of the burburry wearing ********! who wear joop! It is also ******** with mothers of 12, roid head and […]

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St Asaph

Ok Rhyl was taken, so i’m goin to go into the joys of St Asaph. Basically this place is divided into two by a hill, there is top of the hill and bottom of the hill (incase you haven’t guessed). Top of the hill is ok, just rich kids getting stoned in the cathedral car […]

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Porthcawl

Porthcawl.. A Sunny Seaside resort located in the heart of South Wales… Home to one of the biggest caravan parks in Europe, And a “nice, quiet lil’ town to retire in”.. Porthcawl, for many years, has been a “jewel” in the Welsh crown.. However, as we all know.. Nothing lasts forever.. A new darkness threatens […]

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Aberystwyth – the breeding ground of hybrid brummie *****!

Living in Aberystwyth, Wales

Ahhh Aberystwyth, a lovely seaside student town full of surfers, indie chicks and dudes and generally decent people with an above average IQ. surrounded by beaches and with a backdrop of mountains it is a scenic and perfect escape…..with one downfall its the end of the railway line from Birmingham and *****/********* discovered this hideaway […]

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Newport – where theys speaks likes thiiisss

The peak cap slumming it vibe of this nethertown will drive even the most animated horn tooting bare-chested straw-chewing, techno-loving, you-knows-it, fiesta-driving, fat-chic-shafting braindead into buying loads of ecstasy, from the sppeeaksss likkee thisss dealers, in an alleyway. Following this purchase from binky’s finest, the peak cap should be turned backwards for a leisurely hop […]

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Lampeter

For such a small place, there is a fairly large proportion of ***** ******* around, generally ******* around outside spar on Friday or Saturday. The older *****, end up going to the castle hotel then on to the quarry on most nights except Thursdays. The quarry is the chavist place in Lampeter, filled mostly with […]

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