Somerset - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Twerton

Behind the beautiful and breathtaking architecture of Bath, lies the **** pit that is Twerton. Blockbuster being the biggest and possibly best shop in the whole town, doesn’t stop the truenting youths from stealing popcorn and second hand ****. The spa only allows 2 youths at a time, proving that no-one is to be trusted […]

frome

Check out the woolpack at beckington. Slightly different breed of ***** to what you might expect, disguised behind their posh (non-local) accents and narrow minded views of living in a rural location. One of them actually thought that by typing ‘frome+saturday night’ into google they would be told what to do!! And the result…they found […]

Yeovil – Jewel of the Brown Crown

Imagine – a small, slumbering town in the heart Somerset where one can commune with nature and lead a peaceful life…..Dream on, this Yeovil! Yeovil is truly Ch@vtopia: an unending parade of scrotey, scrawnly little upstarts with their nine ninety nine Argos bling, their shell suits, trainers and whining Janner accents. Chief **** mill is […]

Bridgwater: like an open cesspit, the thickest sh*ts tend to accumulate here

Bridgwater is best described as a ‘meeting place’ in that like an open cess-pit, the thickest ***** tend to accumulate here. These are the people that cut themselves shaving and place the plaster on the mirror. Cro-magnon man would have no trouble fitting-in here though his wife would need to get a ‘wide load’ tattoo […]

Taunton

Everywhere in Taunton […]

Frome – is revolting, boring and ******!

Frome on the somerset/wiltshire border is heaving with *****. 35,000 of them shoved into a sesspit 2 miles wide at its widest point. it really is a ********. let me break it down for you Town Centre ————– ******** with *****, crawling with wildlife (**** and ferral cats), ****** and expensive shops – and 2 […]

Frome, Somerset

Welcome to Frome, truly the **** jewel in this septic isle. However, Frome ***** have fallen on hard times as whereas the ‘X’-reg Saxo or Clio is the staple of Northern *****, ours have to make do with ‘L’-reg Citroen AXs. I have even observed 15-year old Renault 5s hacking it over the bridge at […]

Yeovil

I left Somerset at 18 to go to Reading to uni and have since graduated and returned to pay off my overdraft. In all fairness, Yeovil pales in comparison to Reading which offers ***** from all walks of life – spotty, greasy white ones, skinny rude-boy black ones, even skinnier, greasier asian ones. I don’t […]

Weston-super-Mare, A Seaside ‘holiday town’ hellhole

Seaside ‘holiday town’ hellhole. Favourite hangouts include the seafront, the pier and the abundance of huge amusement arcades (especially the one at the end of the pier). My God! I knew that Weston was a town that had to be seen for its *********, and oh boy, was I scared! This is a place ruled […]

Analysis of the Yeovil **** population

Yeovil is over-run with *****. I would say the percentage is 70% ****, 25% Mattilow (Due to Yeovilton) and the other 5% being the normal people who have to walk through Middle Street with their heads bowed to avoid confrontation if male and being ‘holla’d @’ if you’re female. Another thing to be cautious of […]

Bridgwater

Having spent the latter part of my youth growing up in Bridgwater you can forgive me for my spelling mistakes, having been to Blake, I was poorly educated. ***** are a recent phenomena (ok Pandemic) and is truly a reflection of conformist culture. The death of Rave culture (the last true youth rebellion) and the […]

Frome – Its a wonderful place (if your a ****)

Well where can I start, Frome A wonderful place as the other reviewers have said, and yes I agree for a ****. The most annoying part is before this Burberry clad redneck half-witted moving human cancer come to life – Frome had something very good…it had a good selection of real bikers on Harleys and […]