Deal overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants

Living in Deal, Kent

Deal is now overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants. They walk around in their ‘hunting packs’ finking dey is all dis and dat. What the f*ck they ramble on about is any normal persons guess. They hang around in Tides carpark, on their cheap nicked scooters and **** modded W reg Focus’ abusing […]

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Ramsgate

In modern society, what constitutes someone as being lucky or well-off? For those of you who have read my previous article about Ramsgate, you will be aware of my dad being a market trader there. I would say i have begun to pity the culture of Ramsgate, and the rest of Thanet too, but i’d […]

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Ash

Ash is a picturesque little village in the heart of the Kentish countryside. At the heart of the ancient village, you will find many beautiful old cottages. But what is particularly noteworthy are the co-op (da’kowop) and the bus stop opposite, for here you will find many splendid examples of the local **** population these […]

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Dartford sucks bum.

Having left Dartford at the first possible moment after school to further my studies at university, (“readin’ an’ ****” for the kevs, there) I can’t wait to return one day and wipe the place sterile with napalm. By all means come to Dartford on ‘**** Safari’ as I used to indulge in occasionally. The delightful […]

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Ashford, Kent

Ashford or Trashford? Oh how I dread walking up East hill to be met with the podgey fat faced, tracksuit wearing ******* who stare at you as if you just raped their mother. Calls of “what the **** you look at?” and “you starting?” ring out like a church bell every Saturday afternoon. Ashford could […]

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Margate

Margate, the small seaside town from Thanet, or as everyone calls in Thanet … Fanet. i come from Margate i have lived there all my life. Life can be pretty **** in Margate, sometimes you can be in fear. You can sit on a bus and stuff and words will be thrown at you. whilst […]

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Ashford,Kent

Welcome to what was once beautiful Ashford as has been written before come meet the locals at their regular haunts which include outside Mcdonalds(why not pop in and have a meal while your there)or if your a sports lover come to the Stour centre where they have many sports for you to enjoy ie: Badminton,squash […]

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