GLENROTHES! home of raeburn heights!(the village in the sky) and has the most roundabouts in europe!, is a **** hole of a town!, where gangs of drunk teenagers roam the streets at night!, There’s nowhere to go!, there’s nothing to do!, it’s ugly as ****,! its full of smack heeds!, fat druggie single mums!, and […]
Category: Scotland
The worst places to live in Scotland
***** breach Hadrian's wall!
It seems to me, dearly beloved, that the ‘****’ is perceived as being an exclusively English phenomenon. Not so. Until such time as I can persuade my bishop that they be chemically castrated, they are regrettably alive and well even this far north of the border. Having said that, it’s so very cold up here that their […]
Tullibody, AKA dodge city located between Stirling and Alloa
Tullibody, AKA dodge city is located between Stirling and Alloa and is part of Clackmannanshire. The people of Tullibody are mostly ********, drunken ********, none of the people from Tullibody have 2 pence to rub together and the folk the kid on they have are ticked right up to the eyeballs, those people are mocked behind […]
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Stevenston
Another once busy little town ( neighbouring Saltcoats) that fell into depression during the Thatcher era. It simply never recovered nor was it ever given any help to do so. Absolutley disgraceful.I grew up here and although it was always a bit rough it had it charms. Now its a no mans land…desolate bleak depressing […]
Motherwell, what a sh*t hole!
i had the misfortune to live in Motherwell during my formative teen years, and also met my now ex-wife there(so i suppose i am slightly biased). Motherwell is between Hamilton and Bellshill, and seems to attract most of the pond life from there and other satellite towns so they can congregate in “strathy park”. now […]
Govan!
I’ve only just registered and found the Glasgow stories to be both funy and disturbing. I was amazed however to discover absolutely no mention of Govan! Govan is surely the most ned ******** area on the planet. I had the misfortune of living there for 3 years and let me tell you, it made me […]
Glasgow – The Dear Green Teethed Place
When I left Glasgow a decade ago, the Ned fashion comprised of a thin nylon tracksuit, trainers and baseball cap worn by a dentally challenged youth scrounging ****, drinking Buckfast and picking fights with strangers (their pack-like nature means that they prefer 10 **** onto one passerby while shouting, as only hypocrites can that don’t […]
Greenock & surrounding areas ned problems
Greenock is one of those places with an overall ****-stamp adversely affecting the whole area. Generation after generation of **** follow on from each other, their conversation and sounds made not changing at all from one decade to the next. It’s the kind of place where decent folks accept that chavery is somehow inevitable and […]
Greenock & surrounding areas ned problems
Greenock is one of those places with an overall ****-stamp adversely affecting the whole area. Generation after generation of **** follow on from each other, their conversation and sounds made not changing at all from one decade to the next. It’s the kind of place where decent folks accept that chavery is somehow inevitable and […]
EAST KILBRIDE TOWN CENTRE
East Kilbride Town Centre is ideal if your brain has a very low IQ and can not think in a sensible mannor, if you wish to become a grouse beater then East Kilbride town centre is the place for you extremley hostile people very un friendly and selfish if any one is deciding in spending […]
Alloa: I have never been in such a hell hole
Oh my goodness! I have never been in such a hell hole. I was stood at the bright green bus station in Alloa a few weeks back, and I could play "spot the junkie". There were woman walking about with their hair so slick back you could see lumps on their heads! Their eyes so […]
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Rutherglen
Rutherglen AKA "Ruggy" or "Ruglen" by the locals – possibly due to the ‘unpronouncability’ of Rutherglen after sniffing glue or consuming 4 bottles of Buckfast. First, a warning. The typical Ruggy ned is marginally more difficult to spot than the usual **** *******. The usual ned uniform of Kappa/Adidas is outwith the purchasing power of […]
