The Highlands, a nice place for a short holiday, there a few nice walks, beaches, but if you move there, expect things to go downhill.
We've often been told that we have neglected bonny Scotland, so for the first time you can vote for the worst godforsaken sh*thole.
Blantyre, if you have to drive through, keep as close to the maximum speed limit as possible and just focus on getting out the other side.
Aberdeen is reportedly the most radioactive city in the UK, that's why much of the city's population look like Chernobyl mutants.
Edinburgh: where they really hate the English people.