Crook- Abandon hope all ye who enter

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Crook Vegas as it is affectionately referred to is a bleak s**t hole somewhere in County Durham. Pram faced locals descend on the town centre to visit Greggs, Peters or shoplift wares from the ‘Original’ Factory Shop. Many of them reside in the delightful and scenic ‘Gaza Strip’. At weekends the streets are patrolled by rabid,… Read more »

Chester-Le-s**t

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There are several things that make chester-le-street great and here are some of the main historical things that have happened in chester-le-street over its vast history.The town was orinally called Concangis back in the days of the romans when it was first settled but eventually people saw the light around the year 700 and realised… Read more »

Newton Aycliffe – regional chav capital

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Newton Aycliffe is pretty much unknown nationally, but within the North East of England, it is known as a land of milk & honey for Chav folk. Walk through the historically important town centre designed & constructed using s**te building materials in the 1960’s & twinned with Beruit, Soweto & Hell, chavs immediatley feel at home.A lovely… Read more »

Newton Aycliffe

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For no other reason than it is Newton Aycliffe. Popular CHAV haunts include ARGOS, GREEGS and anywhere near the DANDY CART pub. Its full of thick pigs, whose highlight of the week include getting on the number 15 and flocking in droves to BOYES dept store in Darlo and whipering outside M&S crying and wishing… Read more »