Top 10 most deprived towns in England 2019

Top 10 most deprived towns in England

A minor miracle has just happened in the UK. The government has published the new indices of multiple deprivation statistics… before the next election. Coming around less often than a leap year, these are the statistics that a lot of politicians dread. Last published in 2015, they are the definitive guide to how god-awful each […]

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Top 5 worst places to live in East Sussex

There is a common belief among Northern folk, that the south east is posh and the streets are paved with gold. When it comes to East Sussex, to a large extent that is true in districts like Wealden and Rother. However, just like most places in England it has its dumps, which should be avoided […]

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St Leonards on sea is the place to be… for hipster’s parents!

Living in St Leonards on sea, East Sussex

Once the damp, roof leaking, same-threadbare-blue-carpet-since-83 flat and doss house asset location of the slumlord, St Leonards on sea has changed a lot over the last twenty years and is now becoming the (2nd) home of a quite different, but equally odious breed of investment class ********, the hipster’s parents. That’s right, the twenty something […]

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Harpurhey – You don’t have to smoke spice to live here, but it helps

Living in Harpurhey, Manchester

When me mam told me we were moving to Harpurhey in 2002, I was devastated. When she showed me the estate we were going to move on to I tried to throw myself under the 52 bus. Unfortunately it never turned up on time, I don’t think it ever has since. Here lies the problems […]

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Peterborough, I am forced into living the ‘****’ life

Living in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire

I am 16, I live in Peterbrough and I am forced into living the ‘****’ life because this place is so ******* ****, it has the highest immigration rates in the whole of the UK(fact) and that means bare ******* polskis! Robbing shops and knife crime! This place literally has no English people and I […]

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Burscough’s Bad Breeding

Living in Burscough

Burscough the incest capital of Britain.Don’t ever visit this place and definitely don’t pick up a girl at a bar because the chances are you’re related to her. They say everyone is related in Burscough. It is littered with ugly, deformed children everywhere! You go to places like Blackpool which is littered with rubbish, Burscough […]

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Hastings, the new Shangri-La for London’s vulture lower investment class

Hastings Old Town, George Street

With each new article in The Guardian, there’s more of them. Down-from-London (DFL) types or F.I.L.T.H (Failed in London Try Hastings), wandering around the Old Town at weekends, peering in John Bray & Son’s window after visiting the Jerwood Gallery. Their first visit to what they see as a quaint fishing village, with actual working […]

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Blackpool: The shallow genepool Capital of Britain

Recently, I typed the term ‘Blackpool ****’ into Google and found an excellent article on this site. Whilst very true, I have become so disillusioned with Blackpool over the years that I thought I would add my thoughts. Yes, the title of my article may come across as a little harsh but really, this place […]

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West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class *****

Living in West Byfleet, Surrey

West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class ***** living in neighbourhoods such as dartnell park. The offical car of west byfleet is a merc or an audi, if you have neither you clearly dont belong here. Pointless shops such as Heather Forster and the numerous restaurants along the highstreet struggle to compete against […]

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