Brighouse – the town that time and Calderdale council forgot

Living in Brighouse

Brighouse is adorned with a couple of pound shops, a Tesco and a Sainsbury’s, there was talk of building an Aldi or a Lidl in the town although that seems to have disappeared fairly sharpish.

The town is small and I do mean small, so small that you’re guaranteed that you will see either that same person twice or is it the local **** population, with their stupid uniforms of Nike and burberry trotting around with their hats pointing up in the air or the local ***** who set fire to his dads garage, that it took a few appliances from Elland and Brighouse to put out what could be regarded as, an inferno.

The local market is a hotspot for them after hours, I’m surprised that they haven’t torched it to the ground taking in consideration that the use it as a smoking place. You’ve got two rough housing estates right next to one another Smith House and Whinney Hill which is chock-a-block full of giro scrounging scroates asking for dayrider when Stagecoach in Yorkshire never even served the area (they did in Huddersfield). Most of these ***** have a thing for First, as your bound to see a hoard of them boarding in the recently rebuilt bus station to Chavifax, where they take their ****** little ***** to eat and of course pick up their next giro. ******? 90% of Brighouse is, they has no idea what life is like outside thank God I pissed off when I had the chance.

How grim is your Postcode?

In neighbouring Rastrick (which has more in common with Huddersfield), the Field Lane Estate is also rammed to the rafters with *****, who declare that they OWN Rastrick and that they own Brighouse. It was way better in the 1990’s, when you used to see ***** from the two high schools, kick the living **** out of one another.

If you like fighting, then there is the George pub in the town, where some scruffy ****** oik with 27 chains around their neck and enough piercings to weigh them down, screaming **** off while clutching a *** or the nine year old whose walking around at the side of their drug crazed mother with a *** *******, out just because daddy does.

The place needs wiping off the earth.